Did you know? Faced with large coffee surpluses in the 1930s, the Brazilian government asked Nestle to research a new product. In 1938 it introduced a dried brown coffee powder that would eventually be sold worldwide as Nescafe.

We met another pair of fraternal twin boys who live a few houses up the street from Jonathan’s uncle. At four months of age, they are Freakishly Large. In fact, it’s hard to tell if they are cute or not because of all the excess blubber. The larger one is twice as wide and probably weighs nearly as much as Jonah. I’m glad there was a fence separating us from them as we were talking because the smaller one was eyeing Benjamin’s thighs as a tasty snack.

Additionally, their mother is carefree, well-rested, and downright perky (and did I mention she has washboard abs). Jonathan did point out that she works outside the home during the day and the boys don’t have GERD/reflux.

Ahem! Matters! She should be under house arrest!