What brings you here?

Here’s how various people have found my site during the last month...

air travel toddler twins   (No thank you.)

gagging pregnancy   (Thank you for the reminder – that’s effective birth control for another month.)

peroxide nose snort   (Burn baby burn.)

exercises to help toddler walk   (Why would you want to do that?)

preemie won't eat and throws up   (Ah, another Jonah out there!)

how organize toddler boys room    (Why bother?)

books on teaching infant twins   (You have the time/energy to think about this?!)

when preemies vomit   (Refill your Prozac.)

how do you go grocery shopping with twins?   (Prozac.)

gagging and cocoaine   (Don't you hate that?)

children spanish bookss   (First, let’s learn English.)

oh dee doh    (Ah, another Benjamin out there! And he has started saying “by dee doh” as well, as in “go put this bag of diapers by-dee-doh.”)

And just weird:

• a frogs tongue
• corn nuts and pregnancy
• the cologne trick
• casino Pit Boss what to wear pictures
• Maserati and the Brain
• how long pitas last
• acrophobia just from looking at a picture
• "Only two" or "two only" -- the difference
• how long does steamed rice last for in the reefrigerator
• the boy has vinegar on his head

Comments

[babyamore]

OMG - hilarious some of them ...coincidence I was checking something on my bloglog today and saw rocking horse c o c k ...yes -weirdos then I remembered I wrote about our rocking horses and the poem ride a c o c k horse ...little knowing ...I have to go change it.
I have a premmie (1 month) who still won't eat , gags and throws up -eevn if he feeds himself sometimes.The other would eat anything and then more.

[shiera]

these are really funny. :D