The boys are in the living room on a camping expedition with Jonathan.  I had a question for him so I went in and asked Benjamin...

Me:  I have a question for the Captain of your Expedition!

Benjamin (matter-of-factly):  That’s me.

Me:  Oh, um, who is Dad then?

Benjamin (totally serious):  He’s just the person who puts up the tent.

Me (hysterically laughing):  Hey, Tent Boy...