Things I Like About Our New Entertainment Center

As I lounge here on the couch,

in daylight,

eating bonbons,

I cast my eyes upon our brand new entertainment center

created with much effort and time and boundless love

by my desperately handsome husband.

As with many of his creations, it is a little too perfect

and I find the faultless symmetry unnerving

(his same reaction to my now-straightened teeth).

However, the way the matte black recedes into the background

works well and does not compete

with the shiny entertainment equipment.

There remains exactly enough space on top of the speaker

to reach the phone with ease and enough space on top

of the DVD player to allow a few (ahem) DVDs to collect

and remain accessible.

Cleverly designed to conceal all manner

of twisty snake-like cords,

yet still allows easy access to to the router

for trouble-shooting purposes,

this new conglomeration also includes a cord to connect!

my! iPod Touch! so I can! play! all! my! music!

I've been coverting from CDs!!! Woo-hoo!

In conclusion, this elegant and multi-functional piece is

a welcome addition to our living room

and will be cherished for years to come.

 

(or at least until my husband decides to move)