"Kinda smells like urine..."

Mark Malkoff lived inside an Ikea store for over a week this month while his apartment was being fumigated.  He also visited (and consumed products from) all of Manhattan's 171 Starbucks outlets in 24 hours.  He got Broadway stars to ride a Ferris wheel with him.  And put together a Guns N' Roses tribute band composed entirely of children.